The Story of Pie

An obese woman came to the restaurant and ordered a large cheesecake.The waiter said,"Ma'am,is this for take out?" "No,it's for eat in". The waiter asked,"Would you like me to cut it into 8 pieces for you?" She replied,"No,please cut it into 4 pieces only.I'm on diet." I doubt Ang Lee will turn this joke into a movie.It wouldn't be funny if he did!