Donald Trump is a Moth

A friend in Facebook posted a news article which said that an evolutionary biologist Vazrick Nazari has found a new moth with golden hair and a small penis. The moth is of the genus Neopalpa found in Southern California and Northern Mexico. He named it Neopalpa donaldtrumpi after Donald Trump. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ These are my thoughts and comments: Donald Trump has been the President of the United States of America (USA) for one year. There is hardly a day without any news about him, mostly negative, in the American and Global media. In this case, it is not a political satire, criticism or complaint. Nor is it a joke. It is a scientist who named a moth after Donald Trump based on his orange hair and supposedly small penis. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe Vazrick Nazari thought a lot about the orange golden hair of the moth similar to Trump’s. Maybe he did not think too much about the moth’s small penis similar to Trump’s. What was Nazari thinking when he named the moth after Trump? I just don’t know, but who does? In any case, it begs the question on how did he know that Trump actually has a small penis? Sometimes, not only fake news could make one’s head turn. Even real news could become annoying. To me, this news article is neither funny nor inspiring. What do you think?

Political Satire

World politics is becoming a funny cowboy movie in real life. 

 

American bully Donald Trump," Get out. Go back to your mummy." 

 

Filipino Terminator President Rodrigo Duterte, " Don't fuck with me, or else I'll kill you." 

 

Russian super boss Vladimir Putin," Yup, that's what I mean! ".

It's Not Funny

It's not funny. Actor Comedian Robin Williams is dead. Good Bye and RIP :(

Are you serious ?

Sometimes you were serious but they thought it was a joke.Sometimes you meant to be funny, but they thought you were serious.

The Story of Pie

An obese woman came to the restaurant and ordered a large cheesecake.The waiter said,"Ma'am,is this for take out?" "No,it's for eat in". The waiter asked,"Would you like me to cut it into 8 pieces for you?" She replied,"No,please cut it into 4 pieces only.I'm on diet." I doubt Ang Lee will turn this joke into a movie.It wouldn't be funny if he did!

Words and Sounds

I love to play with words and sounds. Here are a few funny thoughts that come to mind: wouldn't it be funny if you see Suzie eating Sushi ? or you win a pig in Winnipeg ? or you go shopping in Dollarama and see Dalai Lama there ? :)

Two Big Mouths from America

This is my opinion:

Jon Stewart has a large brain and a big mouth. He is smart and funny !

Glenn Beck has a small brain and a big mouth. He is neither smart nor funny !