Complaint of a Married Man

Knock Knock,
Thanks a lot.
Before marriage I was a lion and she was a fox,
After marriage she became a bitch and I became a dog.

Interesting Stuff

If you open your eyes and ears, you'll see and hear all kinds of interesting stuff. Two days ago, I saw a fox right in my parking lot walking steadily to the main road with no fear of the people and cars around. Too bad I didn't have a camera with me, otherwise I would have taken a few pictures of the critter. Then in Tim Hortons, I heard 2 men talking. One asked the other, "Are you retired ?" His friend replied," No, I'm not retired, but I'm tired."... and how was your day ?