Don't Play With Guns

Telling the Americans not to play with guns is like telling the Canadians not to play hockey or the Chinese not to eat Chinese food. Good luck !!!

Back to Reality

After a vacation, people would say "Oh, back to reality." They mean they have to return to work. I would say it before a vacation, not after,"Woo Who, back to reality". If you have the choice, would you rather play than work ? What kind of reality would you like to live in ?